Shut up and be pretty

Escort service seems to be a job just for women. I mean, how many of you heard about “Men’s RedLight District” or “Exotic Thai Massage by two strong hairy hands”? Mkay, so after Hollywood, a full-time gigolo should be pretty as George Clooney and smart as Jodie Foster. Buuut, after some other standards, they should be just funny. Take a look at this:

http:/nimotasu.cabanova.ro/ (don’t worry, even kids can watch it for educational purposes). Skip the picture part for now, focus on the content (hey, mind matters, not looks ):

” I have a nice body” (…blah blah blah..) “and a smart brain”. “Oookay” I say, hoping to smack my boyfriend over with a hot deal. But next second, I knew it something was too good to be true (no, he ain’t married): “I done a Faculty.”. So much with being the next challenge for the Mensa test.

“I can offer 2 u MASSAGE, ESCORT and SEXUAL SERVICES.”. Only if you shut up and are pretty honey..

“If you want propose me something” => yes, I propose you quit the Internet, Earth and walk around with a bag on your head.

Oh well, I guess for the cleaning services he offers might fit, but that’s about it. If he’ll come in a Corsa or pimped Polo, he’s the man!!!