Obvious answers

One thing (among many others) that pisses me off at other persons is questioning something that is damn obvious. For example, I change my haircut and my color from black to blondish. And then pops out my favorite question: “Did you change your hair color?”. What the heck people, either you are so damn blind and wouldn’t even notice if a truck would pass over your child while blahblahing with your girlfriend about latest discount at Lidl, either you are just plain stupid and color-blind on top of everything . My answer will remain: “No, I changed my wig”. Effect is guaranteed.